March 2012
February 2012
me: mum what's for dinner
mum: DON'T YOU DARE SIT THERE ON THE COUCH AND LAZE AROUND ALL EVENING WHILE I STAND HERE SLAVING AWAY IN THE KITCHEN AND THEN ASK ME TO COOK FASTER FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU I'VE BEEN AT WORK ALL DAY YOU STUPID KIDS ARE SO UNGRATEFUL GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM AND TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN.
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