Olympic (Swimming) Drinking Game
Every time you see a swimmer with a pointy ass nose: Take a swig.
Every time you see a girl with minuscule titties: Sip it.
Awkward feet?: Take a big one!
See a swimmer smile, before or after race: Sip it.
Every time you hear the words "World Record": Sip!
Every time China wins: Shotgun that beer.